Shady Ridge and the Neon Sky

By Chris Owen

Chapter One

Hank Brodnax was sitting at the front desk, diligently studying the dust motes floating by the big window, when the door opened. A gust of hot air made the motes scatter and dance, some of them twinkling brightly in the sun. They must have been leftover glitter from Tamara Ordoyne's dress, Hank figured. She'd been pretty damn sparkly when they'd hauled her in Saturday night for being drunk in a public space. Well, that's what they said they'd brought her in for; in truth, they were trying to keep the peace. That dress had been about to start a scrimmage on Sycamore Drive, and a riot wasn't something Shady Ridge's finest were equipped to deal with.

Hank tore his gaze away from the dust and tried to focus on the figure coming in the door, a big dark shape framed by the bright light. "Can I help you?" he asked, squinting.

"I hope so," the man said, moving into the small reception area. "I'm Charles Hise. New incoming officer. I was told to stop in as soon as I got to town."

Hank blinked at him, only partly because of the way his eyes were watering from the change in light. "Were you, now?" he said. He didn't know they were expecting anyone new. "What did you say your name was?"

"Hise." The man stepped a little closer and dropped a folder on the desk. "Charles Hise."

"Huh." Hank leaned forward and put one elbow on the desk as he flipped open the file. The top sheet was a standard cover letter introducing one Charles Hise, late of the Albany police department, to Captain Erik Casado. The signature at the bottom was completely illegible, but the typed name under it was Captain Tanya Seaberg.

"Is there a problem?" Hise asked as Hank took his time flipping through the folder.

"No," Hank said slowly, noting that there were hire papers, tax forms, all the crap they had to fill out for benefits, and a sealed letter from some doctor, which Hank could only assume was about Hise's fit for duty medical exam. "No problem, except no one let me know we'd hired on." He sat back in his chair and flipped the folder closed as he reached for the phone.

"Huh," Hise said, his tone perfectly matching Hank's. "Imagine that."

Hank paused with his finger hovering above the button to speed dial his captain and barely managed to swallow a grin. He appreciated everything that Hise had put into those two words but had no intention of letting Hise know that. He pushed the button and sat back again, taking a look at Hise as the phone rang in his ear. Now that his eyes had adjusted to the light, Hank could pick out some details other than 'large.' Hise was wearing jeans and a T-shirt and looked a little tired around the eyes. Probably not used to the heat. Or maybe it was the humidity.

"Casado," the captain barked in his ear. Under his voice, Hank could hear the clink of silverware and the murmur of many voices.

"Hey, Cap, it's Hank. There's a guy here at the shop who says he's a new hire." Hank watched Hise smirk at the wording and added the descriptors 'very tall' and 'very broad' to his inventory. The man looked like some freakish combination of linebacker and marine, standing there at parade rest. Even his dark hair was regulation to a fault.

"He's early." Casado didn't sound surprised or even particularly interested, and he was likely talking with his mouth full of pie. "That's all right. You can take him around over the weekend, break him in."

"Cap?" Hank sat up a little straighter, losing every bit of lazy he had in him.

"You heard me. Dump him into uniform -- is he right there? Let me talk to him."

"But, sir." Hank glanced at the clock and then at Hise, standing there with his hands behind his back and his legs braced. "I got twenty minutes left on my shift and then I'm off for two days." And it hadn't been easy, getting Friday night through Monday morning off, either.

"Wonderful, you'll have lots of free time to make sure he won't get lost on patrol. Let me talk to him. Now."
Hank put on his very best cop face, the one that he hoped gave nothing away about what he was feeling, and passed the receiver to Hise. "Captain Casado," he said tightly.

Hise gave him a cop face right back and took the phone without hesitation. "Hise," he said calmly, which kind of grated on Hank.

Anything would have grated, really. Hank had been looking forward to a well earned and particularly well deserved weekend upstate where there were people waiting for him, and now it looked like he was going to be a combination tour guide and babysitter. He sat in his chair, put his feet up on the desk, and crossed his arms over his chest, blatantly listening in on Hise's half of the conversation.

"Yes, sir," Hise said, his gaze fixed on something on the wall above Hank's head. "Just now. Haven't even found that place to stay." There was a pause and Hank watched as Hise's brow furrowed. "Not yet, sir. I thought I was starting next Tuesday, so my things are being shipped --" He broke off and the furrow lines relaxed, the bright blue eyes almost rolling up. "No, sir. Post office box I set up when you -- "

Hank admired Hise's ability to stop the reflex; he rolled his eyes all the time when he was talking to their captain. Always on the phone, of course. Never in person.

"Yes, sir," Hise said. He opened his mouth to say something else and this time his eyes did roll. He listened for a long moment and then nodded. "Of course. I look forward to it." Again, he was stopped, Casado likely talking right over him. "Yes, sir," Hise said, this time looking at Hank but not rolling his eyes. He did look faintly amused, though. "Thank you, sir." He handed the receiver back to Hank and shrugged a shoulder.

Hank took the phone and nodded his thanks. "Cap?"

"Okay," Casado said without fanfare. "Take him around town, show him the hot spots. I want him ready to roll out with the day shift on Monday morning."

Hank decided that with his weekend shot he had nothing to lose. "Cap, I think Benny and John are on all weekend, maybe they can --"

"Work their shifts," Casado said firmly. "Put in your hours for overtime and I'll sign it. Come on, he'll be a ride along, and it's not like he's fresh out of the academy. Just find him something to wear until his uniforms arrive and get to work."
Hank eyed Hise, still standing in front of the desk with his neutral expression back in place. "That could be a problem," he said, only a little sourly. "He's got to be six and a half feet tall."

Hise's lips twitched and he raised five fingers.

"Tall, huh?" Casado said thoughtfully.

"Six five, apparently. Probably about two hundred and thirty pounds." The fingers twitched. "Make that two forty, at least."

"Huh." Casado seemed to think that over for a moment. "Whatever. Just do what you can. See you Monday." Then he hung up.

Hank looked at the phone in his hand and sighed, as he cradled the receiver. "Well," he said, looking up at Hise. "It looks like we get to hang out this weekend."  

 

Shady Ridge and the Neon Sky is available on the Turn of the Screw subscription service at Torquere Press in May, 2007